FVDT's Super Sperm

Almost one-third of Filipinos have a problem with infertility which is usually caused by dilated scrotums, low sperm count or abnormally shaped sperms. If you have a problem with your baby-making capacity, I advise that you make an appointment with our “daddy C”. He will give you tips on how to super charge your sperm and make you a father in no time. He is the best in the baby-making business. In fact his fourth child has been conceived two months ago. Congratulations daddy C!

Party Time with Partyboy!

"Jonats, he does as he pleases

All of his life, he masterbates and

Deep in his heart, he's just the party boy

Living his life one day at a time

And showing himself a really good time

Laughing about the way we want him to be"

Happy Birthday Partyboy!

Party! Party! Party!

Pinky Injury

FVDT star player, Isaac will stay on the sideline due to a torn ligament on his right pinky finger. The injury was obtained from a death-defying attempt in catching a crucial pass from FVDT most defensive player, Lee during the 60-48 loss last Sunday. The team doctor, Hayden Calayan announced yesterday that the swelling will subside in a week time and the ace player will return to the hardcourt in 2 weeks.

Blind Item

I would like to congratulate our tall, dark and… very dark friend for winning the heart of very fine lass. Good choice for an ogre! Though you never admitted to the FVDT family the reason behind that yellowish smile, friendster provided us with confirmation of your secret love. So what’s her name? Where does she live? Were you classmates? Does she have amnesia? A retard? Blind? A transvestite? Maybe her favorite charater is P___, evil P___. Yes, we do know that it is none of our business to interfere with your private life. But friends are friends, she is a part of your life and so are we. We are very much looking forward to meet her in person.

Candles and Prayers

It is with deep regret and sorrow that I have to inform the FVDT family that our beloved TJ Navarro passed out unexpectedly early hours of an unkown date. His beer buddies became concerned when our friend did not stand up after laying intoxicated along Mark street. His remains lay stiff for quite some time. At that moment, friends offered candles and prayers that may he rest in peace.

Izaac Iz Zuperb

Congratulations to Izaac for grabbing the first place at the recent Pet Awards in the Most Popular Pet category held at the Gino’s Grillery. Armed with the killer smile and matinee shades, Izaac bested Toby, Clipper and his longtime rival Frodo. Sources now say that the first placer has added another weapon in his jaw dropping look… the Siyete!

Boy Sunog's Way To Stardom

Recently, our very good friend, TJ a.k.a. Boy Sunog has made a step closer to stardom. Leveling himself among the brightest stars such as Dingdong Dantes, he now has his own billboard along the car park near Promenade in Greenhills. The billboard serves as an advertisement for their family business, Lord West Custom Tailor and Haberdashery in Unit V-211 2/F of V-Mall. TJ also confirms that he also has a billboard in Laoag, Ilocos Norte. These billboards may be the start of a wonderful career in show business for TJ. Good luck pare!

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